I'm a pirate. No really, I AM a pirate.
I am many things, but above all else I am.... Lazy as hell
If you look for me on Assassin's Creed, you will find me as The Courtesan or The Independant for III
If you play me on Blazblue you will see me as Hazama
If you fight me on Super Smash Bros, or race me on Mario Kart, it will be against Yoshi.
So long as you allow me those characters we can be friends